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環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

{

問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
問：為什麼呢？
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立
}

{
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
問：為什麼呢？
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
}

{
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
問：為什麼呢？
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
}

{
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
問：為什麼呢？
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
}

{
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
問：為什麼呢？
印度小姐：因為日夜勞'做 ' 。
}

{
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
問：為什麼呢？
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
}

{
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平
問：為什麼呢？
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
}

{
問：台灣 小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
台灣小姐：台灣的男性器官像陳水扁 .
問：為什麼呢？ 
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。 
}

{
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車 ( 馬來西亞國產車)
問：為什麼呢？
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似 HONDA) 其實很軟( 一撞就變形) .
}

Becks new hair.

weekends.....

What a boring HOLIDAY, this is the last "Longest" semester break, which is 2 months. Well, I planned to find jobs in the Internet, but it came out to be no response at all.

Friday

It's my 20th Birthday on the 13th November, so I bought all my close friends for a nice steamboat dinner, it was ok, everything went well, nothing much big event or whatever, I thank them for such a nice present that I had!!

Saturday

Well, FH stayed my crib for 2 nites, so on the morning , we rocked Mid-Valley. While on the journey, FH knocked an Indian's car, so we was like, WTF...so we pulled over, and it was an old Indian with his wife, so FH and him storied around and around, and half way through, that old man scolded him "Lan Jiao(hokkien, penis)". It was fucking rude to insulting, so we both stay cool and try to find a simple solution. FH tried to give hi

m RM150 to settle everything, but the old man refused to, sooner, all the INDIANS(relatives) from around the world, came to disturb the incident. One of the young Indian said, "My mechanic said that dent(small lubang) on that car, need cost around RM350 to repair, so if you give RM150, also can't help." So FH keep argue and argue and ARGUE....lame.....

So, I phoned my mum to bring all of them to the mechanic at Pandamaran, so the repair only cost RM60. WTF, again!!!

From this accident, those INDIANS are really don't know how to solve a problem in a very simple way, always tried to rape us with a sky high price, luckily, we dint pay them, we paid for the repair cost only, so here's a quote for you guys out there. If you guys or girls having affair with rude INDIANS, think this "如果你遇到蛇或印度人，你会打哪个？，当然打印度人，因为印度人比蛇还要蛇" This quote or facts is already been proved, so DON'T BE AFRAID WHEN ENCOUNTERING ACCIDENTS, BE POSITIVE, AND DON'T CRAP AROUND, USE MENTAL ACTIONS INSTEAD OF PHYSICAL ACTION".

We all have up's and down's for Saturday, I met 9 new friends on that day, it was great, they're so adorable, and friendly too, watched 2012 at GSC Signature, the movie nothing much about it. It was many people anticipated about the movie, but for me is kinda small disappointing.

Movie ends at 3am, they all stayed at my crib for a night, so crowded...haha

Sunday

Well, they had to leave. So it's a goodbye to them!! Really looking forward to meet them soon enough. We had Bah Kut Teh at Fei Kei, while this time is not delicious, not flavoring enough. :(

Before went back, they all crazy for taking photoshot.